Today I’m walking to my car after a nice morning of classes and looking forward to my regular brunch of a salmon and rice chip wrap.
As I’m approaching my car, from afar I see a little flapping piece of paper in my windshield. I am immediately intrigued and slightly excited about this. Who doesn’t love getting fun notes on their car?
I get closer and to my surprise I see that this is not just any piece of paper, but it is a Mapquest map with the starting location being school and the final destination being somewhere downtown!! You can imagine my excitement at the thought of being sent on some sort of treasure hunt.
After examining the map for a few seconds, I turn it over to see if there are any instructions on the back instructing me on how to start my mysterious adventure. And on the back my instructions read….
“LEARN TO PARK ASSHOLE!!!!!!!”
Fail.
