September 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
I'm back. I think.
August 2010
5 posts
You're an ASSHOLE if...
you stole my circular saw and a drill off my back porch!!! Alaksdjfl;akjf;ilajwe ;lkja;eli!!!!!
I am going to the Dominican Republic
TOMORROW!!!!!!
July 2010
2 posts
April 2010
2 posts
Today I was walking to my car...
Today I’m walking to my car after a nice morning of classes and looking forward to my regular brunch of a salmon and rice chip wrap.
As I’m approaching my car, from afar I see a little flapping piece of paper in my windshield. I am immediately intrigued and slightly excited about this. Who doesn’t love getting fun notes on their car?
I get closer and to my surprise I see that...
The average lifespan for a pair of sunglasses under my ownership is approximately three days. Thanks god for Wal-Mart five dollar shades.
March 2010
5 posts
Some Wonderful Days
Yesterday
Fed the horses with mi madre.
Breakfast at Cathedral Cafe (egg, cheese, chorizo, everything bagel, and a dirty chai)
To Waterstone Outdoors to see some friends and look at the gear
Running on Fern Creek Trail (my favorite hike of all time)
Fayette Station to see how HUGE the river is right now
Lunch at Diogi’s (crab and veggie quesadilla)
Tiny Nap
Pies and Pints Pizzeria...
Well hello there spring break, it’s very nice to meet you. : )
February 2010
3 posts
I want to be
Instead of
January 2010
6 posts
Soup Spoons
I never realized what a wonderful thing soup spoons actually are, until attempting to eat a cup of Chicken Florentine soup with a regular ol’ run of the mill teaspoon. It’s rather difficult. You have to place the spoon under each noodle’s center of gravity, and as the noodles are not all the same size and not lined up beside each other, it limits a spoonful to about one to three...
talkonindolence:
NEVER let the music taste of someone else influence whether or not you listen to a band or song or an entire genre. It’s dumb and you should feel ashamed. Music is probably the most personal thing you can enjoy. That’s why I love it.
On a completely related note, I’m listening to counting crows right now. Deal with it.
I’m listening to Counting Crows right now too!
“Did you get a haircut, Erin?”
“Looks to me like she cut more than...”
– Clever classmates, heh
Money makes people MEAN.
December 2009
7 posts
With a world of literature at my fingertips, I chose What Is Your Poo Telling You?
Pros and Cons of Being a Female Engineering...
Pro: The women’s bathroom in the Engineering building is always empty. Who doesn’t like their privacy right?
Con: Wearing men’s polo shirts and khakis.
November 2009
12 posts
Lunch at CiCi's
At most restaurants you are a minority if you are dining alone, but apparently not at the CiCi’s on Baymeadows Rd. Right now at this particular CiCi’s there are eight customers, including myself. All are male, except for me. But here’s the thing; each one of us is dining alone. A whole restaurant of people eating by themselves. Weird right?
Home for the Holidays
Dad: KKiimmmmmmm……..
Kim: I’m practicing Thriller for the show tomorrow and you’re interrupting me!
Dad: Do you know where Gavin’s PS2 is?
Kim: Umm downstairs, duh!
Dad: Well do you know where downstairs?
Kim: Honey, we are the entertainment and you’re interrupting us!!
Dad: Well I want to play Karaoke tonight!
Kim: Well it’s downstairs, I think....
“Wow! That’s so awesome Christ gave you the ability to understand the...”
– This is what one of my classmates said to me after he asked me what I got on my last Dynamics exam.
I was so stunned I replied, “yeah!” <- regret.
“This job would be great if it weren’t for the students”
– Dr. Fletcher (My thermo professor)
It turns out I should be thankful for 9am...
I met with my advisor the other day. Here is the awesomeness, that is my schedule next semester.
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday!!
8am 8am 8am 8am 8am
I will be done with school every day of the week before most even think about hitting snooze on their alarm clocks.
Fuck!
October 2009
2 posts
Dear Douchebag,
Dear Douchebag in your Coggin College of Business Shirt, sitting in the cubby beside me in the library,
You’re a douchebag. Please stop talking loudly on your cellphone and yelling obscenities about salt and vinegar potato chips. Stop loudly rocking back and forth in your chair, and shut the hell up. Your pencil is not a drum stick and your desk, WHICH IS CONNECTED TO MINE, is not a drum...